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ro-syprincess: ☯rosy princess☯

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:16:35 -0400

ro-syprincess:

☯rosy princess☯

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greatfully: primarie: Have a history teacher explain this if...

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:56:56 -0400

greatfully:

primarie:

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND……………….:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…

I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

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memewhore: “A friend took this pic in Arizona USA. The...

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:55:01 -0400

memewhore:

“A friend took this pic in Arizona USA. The meteorologists don’t have a name for it.
Seems to be high energy to be in a Rainbow and a tornado! ”

Oooooooohhhhhhhhh…

parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:54:29 -0400

parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt

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i never really liked my name much until i found out what it tastes like when you sigh it into...

Wed, 01 May 2013 13:03:39 -0400

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you sigh it

into my

mouth

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starbucksrunner: what is this divine deliciousness

Wed, 01 May 2013 12:56:26 -0400

starbucksrunner:

what is this divine deliciousness

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